I'm hungry and even though I'm being offered food, I think I want to just cry for a good half-hour first and then eat.
I finally went to sleep because I'm so tired from crying. But I think I'll wake up in a half-hour and cry because I'm suddenly no longer sleeping.
I want to be held and I want you to walk around too. If you sit down or put me down I will cry - and doubly hard if you don't do both at the same time.
I'm bored, so I'm going to cry.
Cry cry cry cry cry.
It's been a long day.