My younger brother David just e-mailed this to me.
He actually composed this quite some time ago and called Seth and I up to recite it over the phone (because of course Seth was the inspiration for this story).
And I have to tell you, the written version pales in comparison to that performance.
But I hope you enjoy it nonetheless.
Seth and the Magic Banana
Seth: I think i will change the world today!
Angry Grandma:Whatever! You never do anything you lazy worthless, cocky...
Seth: Bye!
Narrator: And so Seth set out to do good deeds... but he had only begun 
Creepy Merchant:Hey kid... wanna buy a MAGIC banana?
Seth: Me?
Creepy Merchant: Yes you!
Seth: Yes!!!!!!!!!! Wait... is it healthy?
Creepy Merchant: Um.....yes?
Seth:Sweet! (takes banana)
Creepy Merchant: (mumbles) sucker.
Seth: Hmmmm..... What should i do with this banana?
Angry Grandma: Oh i don't know... EAT IT!
Seth: No way. The merchant said it was magic! So I'll plant it in the ground and see what happens.
Angry Grandma:Whatever!
Narrator: Several days later Seth dug up the banana
Seth: Aw man... I guess it's just a normal banana.
Seth:Oh well.... I'm hungry! (eats banana)
Narrator: Several weeks later this happened!
Seth: AH! A McDonald's delivery truck headed straight for me! ( ducks and sticks hand out when small projectiles fly from his hand)
Seth: were those ninja stars?
Seth: (after a closer look) Holy Crap! They are banana slices!
Narrator: later on Seth adopted a new name and dis covered a new power
Seth: Wow a banana web!
Narrator: And so, after discovering his powers and rubbing it in his grandmas face banana boy (Seth) Protected the town and brought down evil doers
Seth, send some banana chips my way, I'm hungry.
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