After my brother David let out a huge disgusting burp:
J: T, what should David say now?
T: Uhh....cookies.
J: T, what should David say now?
T: Uhh....cookies.
After forcing T to go down for quiet time:
T: Mommy....Moooommy. Moooommmmmmyyyyy.
J: What do you want?
T: mumble mumble mumble
J: What?
T: I WANT YOU TO KILL ME.
J:
J: No. Stay in here and be quiet.
After Seth came home from work:
S: What have you been doing today T?
T: Just pooping in my pants.
After I brought a package inside:
T: Mommy, did you get a package?
J: Yep.
T: Is it bacon!?
Well... was it bacon???
ReplyDeleteThe kill me one made me choke I was laughing so hard.
ReplyDeleteWayne and I had a good laugh over these!
ReplyDeleteShe is ridiculously cute, and if i ever meet her i desperately want her to be my friend.
ReplyDeleteshe is too funny! Please tell me you have a quote journal!
ReplyDeleteWhenever you post quotes from her, I always think about this book:
http://www.amazon.com/Q-A-Day-5-Year-Journal/dp/0307719774/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1390534151&sr=8-3&keywords=5+year+journal+one+line+a+day
At least she knows what to get excited about. Bacon is one of life's greatest joys. Haha. She cracks me up.
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