Happy Birthday Katie!

Dear Katie,
Today you turn 18. This means you can:
1. Vote
2. Buy cigarettes
3. Go to night clubs
4. Get married without parental consent
5. Get divorced
6. Sue someone
7. Get sued.
8. Work longer hours
9. Book hotel rooms
10. Own a credit card
11. Gamble in a casino
12. Buy and drink alcohol
13. Rent an apartment in your name
14. Chew tobacco
15. Open a paypal account
16. Own a weapon
17. Be tried and convicted as an adult
18. Order stuff off the TV
But just because you can doesn't mean you should.
Trust me. All those crazy nights getting drunk....
Just Kidding.
Have a good birthday and enjoy being a legal adult!
-Janette

I don't have any good pictures of you Katie. And it's all your fault. But doesn't this one make you laugh?

EDIT: Sorry about the alcohol mix-up. I put very little effort into this post and just googled a list to put on here. I figured if it was on the internet, it's got to be true. Does this prove I have never bought or drunk alcohol? Or just that I am ignorant?

Either way Katie, I don't think it matters for you that much. At least I hope not...