Last week in celebration of Seth's brother Bryce and our friend Angelica being here, a bunch of the family drove out to Topsail Beach.
And I actually went in the ocean. And it was really nice. And I was really enjoying myself.
And then a huge wave came and knocked me over and I got sea water all up my nose and down my throat and in my eyeballs.
Then I became blind and started coughing my lungs out and blowing snot from my nose.
And I remembered why I never swam in the ocean.
After that episode I promptly retired back to the beach, where I stayed for the rest of the trip.